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May 23 2018

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sirfrogsworth:

Just get them a trench coat and they could sneak into an R-rated movie.

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sciderman:

he always assumes the worst 

The joke’s on Spidey, the weapons are underneath the puppy.

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wendigocanada:

holahydra:

I need to talk about the fact that Bucky’s still got his right hand 100% free and could be punching Spider Man into next Tuesday already. But he still stood frozen, looking shocked as all fucks and lemme tell you right now that that was not because someone’s managed to block his metal fist because lbr the metal arm was never unstoppable before, especially when super-enhanced/-equipped people are involved – so basically he doesn’t take that punch cus he’s actually just now able to hear the other guy’s voice and it clicks that this is just a fucking k i d

#THANK YOU SOMEBODY FOR SAYING THIS OTHER THAN ME#LIKE THANK FUCKING CHRIST SOMEBODY REMEMBERS THAT THIS IS A GUY WHO STOOD UP FOR ITTY BITTY STEVE SINCE CHILDHOOD#AND NOW HE HEARS THIS ITTY BITTY VOICE AND IS LIKE#FUCK IT’S A BABBY I CANNOT HIT THE BABBY HE IS SMOL WHY IS HE OUT RISKING HIS LIFE WHERE IS HIS GUARDIAN RN#WHY IS HE NOT IN SCHOOL FFS

Those tags. ^^

Senate stands up for net neutrality, what’s next? - District Dispatch

americanlibraryassoc:

libraryadvocates:

Update: the Senate has voted to keep #NetNeutrality rules! We have an update on District Dispatch, but this fight isn’t over. Now we move to the House - give your Reps a call this week! 

You can use the ALA Action Center to send your Representatives an email today and ask them to support net neutrality.

Just a reminder - now that the Senate has voted to keep net neutrality, the House will need to vote as well! Call your Representative today and ask them to support net neutrality. 

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals

sweaterkittensahoy:

allteenhumor:

I M LIVID

Everyone go home. Puns are done.

Loki Voice:

norsesuggestions:

“eeeh Balder was kinda useless anyway”

*all the other gods*

Do You Know Where Your Healing Crystals Come From?

poc-in-science:

Some come from large-scale industrial mines owned by companies with poor environmental records and a history of labor violations. These mines don’t exist for the purpose of excavating crystals; usually, they’re gold or copper or cobalt mines. But alongside the gold, miners often find seams of jewelry-grade crystals as they excavate huge swaths of land: profitablemining “byproducts.”

…For example, this large blue chrysocolla—a “supportive goddess energy stone”—is from the Tyrone Copper Mine, and this $48 pyrite stone to “promote positive thinking” is from the Chino Copper Mine. These are the two largest copper mines in New Mexico, and according to the environmental group Earthworks, they “will generate an estimated 2 billion gallons of acid and metals contaminated seepage every year, requiring water treatment in perpetuity.” The mines have also caused “severe surface and groundwater contamination, and the State of New Mexico and U.S. Department of Justice have filed natural resource damage claims against the company for damages to water and wildlife resources.”

At least these U.S. copper mines are subject to environmental and labor regulations. Industrial mines in many other countries are not. In the Democratic Republic of Congo, for example, children as young as sevenworks the mines, and cobalt and copper mines in the country’s Katanga region are rich in minerals like tourmaline, amethyst, citrine, blue and smoky quartz—all coveted by healing crystal sellers. The website Minfind.com has dozens of listings of malachite (for “transformation”), cuprite (for “vitality”), and clear quartz (the “master healer”) from the DRC. This listing for a $150 malachite stone from the DRC promotes it as “one of the most important healing stones of the new millennium.” Another DRC-sourced stone is said to promote “wholeness and peace.”

krforsyth:

coming up with different document titles for edits like:

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cooperationiskey:

xmoonyxbunnyx:

(Updated)
Commissions are currently open!

I don’t have a strict list of what I would/wouldn’t do, so just ask and we’ll figure it out. Chances are I can draw whatever, unless some specific creatures maybe, and stuff along those lines.

Eeee! Check out my dude Moony! His art is amazing and detailed and dynamic and these prices are kind of insanely good for the quality. He also drew my icon! If my finances weren’t a mess at the moment I’d be all over this myself, but hopefully some of the 800+ people following me are interested? Hmmmmm~?

signal boosting!

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witchcraft-cafe:

we’re a diverse group of friendly witches that welcome others to join us in our casual chats and the exploration of our craft together.

we also have a patreon and host a monthly giveaway of witchcraft supplies that all active members are eligible to win! 

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taranoire:

celticpyro:

devildoll:

ziskeit:

May 19th, 2009: Our apologies to the families of Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston, we’re sure they’re very proud of you.

Oh yeah! Whatever happened to these guys? Anyone know?

This is freaking inspiring.

can you fucking imagine shia labeouf as loki 

He essentially was Loki in Even Stevens…

atomicconnoisseurkitty:

Water Protection Spell for Animals and pets with collars.


I figured to make a spell for animals with collars because my cats are more outdoor cats and there is a huge reveine in my neighborhood. Plus I see posters all the time about a missing dog which often have collars on. I would like the emphasize on the fact when you do get a pet like a cat or dog, please give the a collar with at least a phone number or address. So if the pet ever runs away, it can be returned faster and easier. I had a cat when I was smaller, we didn’t give it a collar, so when it ran away I never seen it again. Despite having put out posters. 


What you’ll need:

💧The pet’s collar

💧White candle or blue candle. (Optional)

💧Water. (Perhaps maybe water from a near by stream or river) but any kind of water will work.


What to do:

So what you want to prepare before hand is the water, have the pet’s collar at hand.

🌊Light the candle(s)

🌊put your intentions in the water, almost like you’re charging it with your energy. Imagine glowing brighter white.

🌊place the collar in the water and imagine all the intention you put in the water soaking into the collar

(For extra results, try chanting statements like “[pet’s name] will be safe from all harm” or “My [animal species] will be unharmed”)

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wiitchymoon:

rrickkyyyy:

brownbrotha:

killaskillz85:

jaxblade:

lunaala:

knifepleated:

1994-2016:

nudiemuse:

tastelikehoney-sb:

br0wnsugarandspice:

soflobrat:

darkcocosb:

kamonra:

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

Won’t chance it.

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

Do the thing pls

im screaming it worked lmfao

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…

I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

Lets go!

Shyt bring it on

Would be truly greatful if this cums my way and muchly appreciated

I believe

Sorry, I just have to give it a shot…

charmingcatastrophe:

nonbinaryfrancisabernathy:

avoidantproblems:

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up 

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death-by-lulz:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

teeny-tiny-witch:

Wax Seal Charms

From simple love spells to glamours and hexes, wax seal charms are a powerful and versatile tool for any witch’s arsenal. Small, inconspicuous, and easy to hide, these simple charms are useful for nearly any type of magick.

First, you will need a smooth work surface (I used the bottom of a ceramic bowl). Fold a small envelope from a square of paper. You want the envelope to be the same size as or smaller than the wax seal to ensure complete wax coverage.

Next, write your intent (or draw a sigil) on the inside of the envelope. Keep it simple or write very small.

You can add a small pinch of herbs (or a taglock) if you like, but try not to use too much or the charm won’t flatten and may not seal correctly.

Once you’ve added your herbs, fold the envelope shut. You may need to squish it a little to keep it closed.

Pour your wax over the envelope, making sure to cover any open edges, and place your stamp in the molten wax. Apply light pressure for a few moments and then allow to cool.

Once completely cool, remove your stamp and peel the charm off your work surface.

And voila! A small, portable charm that can easily be slipped into a purse or wallet unnoticed.

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thebuttkingpost:

this is exactly tumblr when someone makes up some historical bullshit

This is also how Tumblr responds to bullshit Neo-pagan tropes, claims made by authors, or cultural appropriation. As it should.

hopefullytemporary:

drinkableburrito:

in 2018 we start protecting our community by not giving money to chick-fil-a. they still are donating millions to anti-lgbt groups. make it at home.

polynesian sauce
chicken
lemonade
nuggets
waffle fries

https://thinkprogress.org/chick-fil-a-still-anti-gay-970f079bf85/

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